vriskamindfangserket: AAAAHAHAHA I FORGOT I NAMED MYSELF FAGGOT IN ONE OF MY OFF GAMES AND I WENT TO PLAY IT AND ZACHARIE WAS LIKE “BUENOS DIAS FAGGOT” AND I JUST
motormouth123: What if people actually got brownie points? like after you get a certain amount, a brownie just falls out of the sky
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
221bitssmallerontheoutside: theangryviolinist: lol oh tchaikovsky tchaikovsky whta r u doing tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
momvan: streetenvy: Twerking birthday card. THIS IS MONUMENTAL. the future is now
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
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illegibleineligibility: If you haven’t read Jade’s writing you really should, he’s really great at it.
nachobragers: arrow to the knee isn’t the only meme that once had vaguely misogynistic subtexts. for example, in the 1940’s, husbands used to use dancing alien gifs as an assertion of dominance and control within the household and all its residents
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
queennubian: sourcedumal: feverishlycool: searchingforknowledge: stargazingeyes: OH SNAP! HAHAH YOOOOO
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jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A…
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
sherbot: theboywhofangirled: TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT YOU LITTLE SHIT
senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
neongenesisevangelion64: oh my god
jacknoir: THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD
bro-slimshady-strider: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
illegibleineligibility asked: U egg
illegibleineligibility asked: I never saw space jam.
Anonymous asked: I never saw space jam.
illegibleineligibility asked: Shit this isn't anon fuck
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
the-rise-of-misha: We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr